I will admit I was sometimes “mean” to my kids. Sometimes it was funny. Oh, I don’t mean I physically abused them, or even (I hope) mentally tortured them. But once in a while . . .
One morning when X-Chromo was about 6-years old, she asked me, “What does no Pablo espanol mean?”
Without missing a beat, I answered her. Literally. “No Spanish Paul.”
She did not like that answer. At all.
I could have asked, “Do you mean no hablo espanol?” and translated that for her. (I don’t speak Spanish.) But I didn’t. Because Mean Mommy was alive and well that morning.
But the beautiful part was when my husband came downstairs to join us for breakfast, unaware of the ongoing drama.
“Daddy! Mommy won’t tell me what no Pablo espanol means. What does it mean?”
My husband, without missing a beat, replied: “No Spanish Paul.”