National Have Fun at Work Day

Yes! This is a thing–having fun at work.

And, as an author, I can say that frequently I do have fun at work.

  • When something I wrote 5 chapters back suddenly makes perfect sense, and I find I can build off it.
  • When I’m so angry at someone, I name a villain after that person–then do really bad things to them in the story.
  • Daydreaming. Because it’s really plotting. Prove it’s not.
  • Ditto computer solitaire.
  • Losing oneself in research, because learning new stuff is fun.
  • The words flowing, and making sense while they do so.
  • Wearing sweats to work.

Nat’l Opposite Day

It’s National Opposite Day. It’s supposed to be a day for kids being silly.

But opposites is an interesting concept. It’s a tool writers use to keep their stories interesting.

Romance authors are often told, “write the firefighter and the arsonist.” Opposites create conflict. Conflict is what keeps a story interesting.

One tool authors use is called the List of Twenty. Write down the problem at the top of the page then come up with 20 solutions. The first five answers will be obvious. The cliches. The tried-and-true. The next five will be ridiculous. Supposedly the next ten will work for you because you’ve gotten the cliches cleared away and jumpstarted true creative thinking.

I used the List of Twenty with success while writing And Jericho Burned. My problems was what kind of trauma would my heroine have suffered as a child that would turn her into a claustrophobic. I think I came up with a great answer.

I read another interesting exercise the other day: write down nine things that wouldn’t work. Just the opposite of the above. This has the mind approaching the problem from the opposite angle.

In The Writing the Breakout Novel Workbook super agent Donald Maas suggests reversing motivations. Another of his exercises consists of figuring out what a character would never do, then have the character do that.  His standard advice on almost every aspect of writing is “do the opposite.”

In my February 28 release, Mask of the KingI made sure my hero reacted to something in a way my editor didn’t expect. That’s a twist. I think most readers will expect him to react in a certain manner, which is one of the reasons I didn’t write the scene that way.

Opposites. They don’t just attract, they rock.

 

 

 

 

 

3 Brief Movie Reviews

Captain Fantastic-I saw the trailer this summer and wanted to see the motion picture. It was scheduled to play at a local film fest, so TV Stevie and I went. Except the fest was running dreadfully off schedule. We waited an hour and the auditorium doors still hadn’t opened from the previous movie, so we left. I eventually took it out of the library.

I am fascinated by people who live off the grid. I thought this movie would be…more. Loved parts of it. Was appalled at other parts. And the ending disappointed. Two librarians told me it was a good movie, but the ending lacked…more. And they were right.

Cafe Society-I let TV Stevie talk me into watching this one, even tho’ morally we should be boycotting Woody Allen.

I usually like Jesse Eisenberg.  Out of 96 minutes of motion picture, I remember one scene. One. Shortly after the main character arrives in Hollywood, he tries to hire a hooker.  Jesse Eisenberg plays Woody Allen playing Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (who my husband tells me is Woody Allen) and Candy the Hooker is none other than Anna Camp, best known (to me) as the preacher’s slutty wife in True Blood. (Yes, I know, she was in the Perfect Pitch movies, too, but I know her best from True Blood.)

Hell or High WaterAnother flick I let TV Stevie talk me into watching.

Yes, it stars Chris Pine and Jeff Bridges, but even that could not redeem this movie. I thought I would hate the movie because the DVD package read as if it was a gratuitous violence film.  An action film, filled with special effects and lacking in plot.

It was not. It had a perfectly respectable plot. Jeff Bridges plays a Texas Ranger (romance hero fodder). The four main characters were fairly well-drawn.

Yet I couldn’t help but think if the same movie had been written about four women in the same situation it would not be as critically acclaimed or garnering the press this one is getting. I mean, look at how much the Ghostbusters female re-boot is being slammed. This movie is ‘important’ only because the characters are guys.

I put Thelma and Louise on my “must watch again” move list.

Defining a TV Icon

A celebrity of the past died recently. I heard him referred to as a “television icon.”

What? I looked him up. He was on TV for less than ten years. Sorry folks. That doesn’t make him an icon. I’m not saying he was a bad actor–I wouldn’t know. I’m not saying the program for which he is best known was bad–again, I wouldn’t know.

But I do know he was not an icon.

These people are television icons:

  • Bill Cosby (no matter how you feel about his alleged crimes, he’s still a TV icon. That can’t change)
  • Walter Cronkite
  • Dick Van Dyke
  • Mary Tyler Moore
  • Lucille Ball
  • Bob Newhart
  • Andy Griffith
  • Carroll O’Connor
  • Oprah
  • Betty White

These people are not:

  • Alan Thicke
  • nearly all of the cast of Friends
  • Alan Alda
  • Ted Danson
  • Kelsey Grammer
  • Jon Hamm
  • Bea Arthur
  • Anyone starting our in this millennium–they may be PENDING icons, but they’re not there yet.